Fourth, it obviously doesn’t work

This is a joke, right? England coach manger Fabio Capello has told his team “no sex” during the World Cup?

First, what is an Italian doing coaching managing England?

Second, where did they find an Italian—an Italian!—who holds this bizarre point of view? (Maybe he just thought it was no big deal to Englishmen).

Third, why aren’t the powers that be familiar with the great Casey Stengel’s recognition of the obvious on this subject: “Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.”